maeriea:

omG

maeriea:

omG



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#animal #rats tw #rodents tw

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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get to know me  → [1/?] favourite characters:

↳ Billy Kaplan

I wouldn’t lend you an eraser, let alone power over reality.”



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#marvel #fandom


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#community #fandom

me applying for a job 

aragaki:

agendr:

aragaki:

interviewer: so do you have any special talents
me: :3
interviewer: you cant make that face in real life
me: :3c
interviewer: shit boy!!

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shit boy!!



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This is the realest shit



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bruh

redclaysweetie:

bruh



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monobeartheater:

gender: hella

sexuality: hella



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#text post #this post describes me more than any other post #this is me

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery



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kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea



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versaceslut:

when the pizza guy delivers in under 30 minutes

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#text post #nsfw #OMG

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself 

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE



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#racism tw #HOLY SHIT #YOU TELL EM

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